topkong: gaelriz (23)
Wukong, the Monkey King ([personal profile] topkong) wrote in [personal profile] excerpt 2016-07-29 02:01 am (UTC)

If I said it was a bigger banana, I doubt you'd believe me. Thankfully, it's not that. [ He says this with blasé, one hand on his hip as gives Kurenai a passive wave with the other. After all, if he had the King Banana, that would've been too strong for anyone, right? ]

I have a staff. It can be as tall or as small as I'd like, but a thing like this is pretty innocuous, wouldn't you agree? [ Balancing the tip of the yellow, starchy fruit on one finger, he gently bounces it there before tossing it behind him and catching it with his tail. The best hiding place is the one that no one with a sane mind would reach for, because it's not just a fifth appendage that exists there.

He, like everyone else, has a butt. ]


Oh, there are plenty of heroes like me, but none like me. [ No other monkeys, unless Kurenai ever experiences the ones that danced and dressed for show, acting like circus animals. Wukong's far above that, isn't he? ] I'll applaud you for your skepticism though, insult or not.

[ And then he sticks his tongue out, a somewhat playful taunt. ]

I know won't immediately do this, but find your chill. For now, we're gonna have to work together in order to go home. It might mean some violence and bloodshed. You think you're up to that?

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